How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
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Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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