I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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