I never want to see another naked old woman again.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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