ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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