my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Randomize
