remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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