We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I'm at about main and main street
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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