Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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