im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
where are my eyebrows?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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