I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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