Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
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YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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