So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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