If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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