Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Everything about him screamed your future.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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