I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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