How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
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I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
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So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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