We're like a lot better than the average bears
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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