It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Randomize
