Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
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The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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