So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
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go home
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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