Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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