He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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