drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
babies were throwing up all over the place
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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