Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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