I hate all girls vehemently.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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