I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
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Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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