what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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