You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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