Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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