the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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