Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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