Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
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