plz talk dirty to me
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
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his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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