I think my vagina is haunted
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
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I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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