My friends, they love my intelligence
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
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Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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