Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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