Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Pants are for mortals
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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