there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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