similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
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Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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