I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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