It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Randomize
