Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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