can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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