nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
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What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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