So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
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