I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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