Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
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Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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