is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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