Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Every concussion has its silver lining
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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