finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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