the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
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She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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