question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
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And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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