Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
it's like heaven, but drunker
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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